I'll fly to the moon and back if you'll be, if you'll be my baby. I've got a ticket for a world where we, we belong. So would you be my baby?
File and document teleportation.
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Know everything about everyone, everywhere, all the time, always, forever. Rule the world.
Knowledge is Power. Know things.
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Backspace will save you hundreds of hours of painstaking work and at least $5.95 a week in liquid paper.
Don't get confused. Share your feelings.
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if his home had just been destroyed by a preventable wild fire?
Fire safety for your business.
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Software is like diamonds. They're only shiny when seen far away but the closer you get the shinier they get because that's how software works and software is like diamonds.
Outsourcing is much cheaper. When you're investing your own money in a project, cutting corners is important. If it's a choice between good products and good margins, margins make the mustard.
The crying leaf announces the courier. Dissimilar damage faints across the dependent garbage. Repeatedly, the penguin breathes without imperative. A stuffed box papers the etymology.
67signals has never and will never take money from evil ninjas. You, the consumer, pay for our day to day operations and not a shadowy board of global dictators.
A lot of our return goes into paying the salary of our in-house illusionist, David Blaine. His performances inspire many of our products, strategy, direction and he makes developing fun.
But obviously not with us because then our minions will destroy you. It’s that kind of unwarranted aggression that gives us an edge. Temper tantrums, cursing and randomly throwing things are what makes our company so ludicrously popular.
If it’s hard to build, it’s probably hard to use, but it’s definitely hard to build. Hard isn’t hip. Minimum effort means maximum cool. That’s what makes good software great.
Profit. Spelunking. Facetious. Merriment. Bombastic. Nasal. Tertiary. Speculum. Enticingly. Hip. Diatonic. Animagus. Entrepreneurial. Profit. Patronymic. Pilfer. Profit. Demodulating. Polymerized. Gibbon. Profit.
— Gandhi
— Average Business Owner
But if you copy our stuff, we will hunt you down! ... I will break you ... You will never work again and everyone you love will leave while you sit in your room and cry!